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It was her saying that this place is sick iirc
Will today be the day toxic confirms her pregnancy?
if they defend him, yes. if they just have "beat it" in their 80s playlist, no.
Carly is a fucking queen who should release a double album of all her covid lockdown bops!
sarahvma is always so weird in pregnancy posts
These guys are assholes for saying that shit tbh
My favorite part of the pic: “the hottest news from last week”
Klutzy_girl, after befriending a pregnant woman on Facebook who needs baby clothes 💀🤰
Klutzy_girl was so excited about her meet-up with celtic_thistle that she could hardly contain herself. She slung her backpack over her shoulder, hopped off the bus, and quickly sped-walk to the IHOP where they had arranged to meet. She entered and saw celtic_thistle seated at one of the tables before a huge stack of pancakes with a scowl on her face.
"Excuse me, where is the maple syrup?" celtic_thistle barked at the waitress. A nervous looking girl quickly ran over with a bottle and placed it on the table. "You're so fucking stupid" she hissed at her.
Klutzy_girl's face lit up as she scurried over to the table. 'Oh wow, you're so pregnant!" she gushed.
"Hi klutzy_girl, nice to finally meet you. Sorry, I couldn't wait. When you're 9 months pregnant, you're hungry ALL the time."
"Oh, it's okay! I totally understand!" Klutzy_girl replied "Well, actually I don't, but I can imagine! You need to eat to feed that growing baby inside you! Your beautiful blossoming baby."
Celtic_thistle took a break from the pancakes. "Yeah, I gotta be honest, I cannot wait until I'm not pregnant anymore. The first few months were fine but now it's just a nightmare. It's like carrying a sack of weights around and my hormones are all over the place. Pregnancy is a bitch."
Klutzy_girl's face twitched.
"So, do you have any names picked out yet?" she asked eagerly
"Not really. We've talked about a few names but we haven't decided on anything yet."
"If I were to have a baby, I would name it Keely-Lola if it were a girl and Jayden-Joshua if it were a boy! I would love it and kiss it and hug it every day!"
Celtic_thistle just looked at her. "Yeah. Anyway, all these pancakes make me really need to poop. I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"Okay!" Klutzy_girl excitedly replied.
Celtic_thistle got up from the table and wandered off to the washrooms. Now was her chance! After a few minutes, Klutzy_girl got up as well and followed. She pushed open the washroom door and entered. Of the three stalls, only one of them was occupied and she could see celtic_thistle's Payless shoes from under the stall door.
Klutzy_girl turned and locked the door. Then she put her backpack up on the counter, unzipped it, and took out the needle filled with anaesthetic. She tried to stay calm and focused but her excitement was palpable. Slowly she got down on her hands and knees in front of the stall celtic_thistle was in. Celtic_thistle's chubby, bare legs were exposed, inches from klurtzy_girl. Klutzy_girl took a deep breath and then reached out and grabbed one of her leg's with one hand, and with the other jabbed the needle into a prominent varicose vein and pushed down. Celtic_thistle cried out in shock and tried to kick her leg but klutzy_girl held on for dear life. After about ten seconds, she stopped moving.
Klutzy_girl jumped up beaming. It had worked! She ran back over to her backpack and pulled out a set of scalpels, then scrambled under the door of the stall. Celtic_thistle was slumped over asleep. Klutzy_girl unlocked the stall door and pulled celtic_thistle off the toilet into the middle of the room, careful not to damage the precious baby bump.
She unfolded her set of scalpels and lifted up celtic_thistle's shirt. She caressed the baby bump with a smile on her face. "Soon it will be mine" she whispered. She picked up the largest scalpel and with a deep breath, she made the incision. She cut along the underside as blood poured out. When she was done, she reached in and felt around, grasping the baby. With body hands, she pulled it out of its amniotic sac and up into her arms. It started crying and klutzy_girl did too. It was so beautiful! She hugged her new baby tightly for a moment before she cut the umbilical cord and cleaned it up. "Finally I'm a mom! After all these years!" she exclaimed. It was a girl. "I will call you Keely-lola celtic-thistle, in honor of your surrogate mother." She smiled down at celtic_thistle's body which was now dead.
Klutzy_girl got up and packed up her supplies. She pushed celtic_thistle's body back into the stall and shut the door, then she left the washroom. As she walked past all the IHOP patrons with her new baby in her arms, she could tell that they were admiring her for being a wonderful mother with a beautiful baby. "Let's go home, Keely-Lola. Parks and Recreation is new tonight and I can't wait to tell all my livejournal friends about my new baby!"
Unfortunately on the way home, Keely-Lola went into shock and died. In her duress, klutzy_girl ran to a Babies R Us and killed herself in the maternity section. R.I.P.
"Excuse me, where is the maple syrup?" celtic_thistle barked at the waitress. A nervous looking girl quickly ran over with a bottle and placed it on the table. "You're so fucking stupid" she hissed at her.
Klutzy_girl's face lit up as she scurried over to the table. 'Oh wow, you're so pregnant!" she gushed.
"Hi klutzy_girl, nice to finally meet you. Sorry, I couldn't wait. When you're 9 months pregnant, you're hungry ALL the time."
"Oh, it's okay! I totally understand!" Klutzy_girl replied "Well, actually I don't, but I can imagine! You need to eat to feed that growing baby inside you! Your beautiful blossoming baby."
Celtic_thistle took a break from the pancakes. "Yeah, I gotta be honest, I cannot wait until I'm not pregnant anymore. The first few months were fine but now it's just a nightmare. It's like carrying a sack of weights around and my hormones are all over the place. Pregnancy is a bitch."
Klutzy_girl's face twitched.
"So, do you have any names picked out yet?" she asked eagerly
"Not really. We've talked about a few names but we haven't decided on anything yet."
"If I were to have a baby, I would name it Keely-Lola if it were a girl and Jayden-Joshua if it were a boy! I would love it and kiss it and hug it every day!"
Celtic_thistle just looked at her. "Yeah. Anyway, all these pancakes make me really need to poop. I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"Okay!" Klutzy_girl excitedly replied.
Celtic_thistle got up from the table and wandered off to the washrooms. Now was her chance! After a few minutes, Klutzy_girl got up as well and followed. She pushed open the washroom door and entered. Of the three stalls, only one of them was occupied and she could see celtic_thistle's Payless shoes from under the stall door.
Klutzy_girl turned and locked the door. Then she put her backpack up on the counter, unzipped it, and took out the needle filled with anaesthetic. She tried to stay calm and focused but her excitement was palpable. Slowly she got down on her hands and knees in front of the stall celtic_thistle was in. Celtic_thistle's chubby, bare legs were exposed, inches from klurtzy_girl. Klutzy_girl took a deep breath and then reached out and grabbed one of her leg's with one hand, and with the other jabbed the needle into a prominent varicose vein and pushed down. Celtic_thistle cried out in shock and tried to kick her leg but klutzy_girl held on for dear life. After about ten seconds, she stopped moving.
Klutzy_girl jumped up beaming. It had worked! She ran back over to her backpack and pulled out a set of scalpels, then scrambled under the door of the stall. Celtic_thistle was slumped over asleep. Klutzy_girl unlocked the stall door and pulled celtic_thistle off the toilet into the middle of the room, careful not to damage the precious baby bump.
She unfolded her set of scalpels and lifted up celtic_thistle's shirt. She caressed the baby bump with a smile on her face. "Soon it will be mine" she whispered. She picked up the largest scalpel and with a deep breath, she made the incision. She cut along the underside as blood poured out. When she was done, she reached in and felt around, grasping the baby. With body hands, she pulled it out of its amniotic sac and up into her arms. It started crying and klutzy_girl did too. It was so beautiful! She hugged her new baby tightly for a moment before she cut the umbilical cord and cleaned it up. "Finally I'm a mom! After all these years!" she exclaimed. It was a girl. "I will call you Keely-lola celtic-thistle, in honor of your surrogate mother." She smiled down at celtic_thistle's body which was now dead.
Klutzy_girl got up and packed up her supplies. She pushed celtic_thistle's body back into the stall and shut the door, then she left the washroom. As she walked past all the IHOP patrons with her new baby in her arms, she could tell that they were admiring her for being a wonderful mother with a beautiful baby. "Let's go home, Keely-Lola. Parks and Recreation is new tonight and I can't wait to tell all my livejournal friends about my new baby!"
Unfortunately on the way home, Keely-Lola went into shock and died. In her duress, klutzy_girl ran to a Babies R Us and killed herself in the maternity section. R.I.P.
wait did ibby really comment here or are you all trolling? if so, how is it not copypasta already?
someone with the dreamwidth account 'ibby' did. could be anyone tho really
It’s true. If I’d know it would be deleted I would’ve screenshot it 💔 it was an ibby dreamwidth account with the same user pic she used on lj. She said something like “this place is sick”
I've been trying to get pregnant. I was 2.5 weeks late with my period and had some hope...but nope. My cycle was just fucked that month. I'm trying again this weekend since I'm supposed to peak then. I am trying through AI because fuck men.
Seems like she deleted her account here https://ibby.dreamwidth.org/
lol why? theyre just assuming i want kids like they do. yall are dramatique
tru, i think she was active on here on the un ibkod. last time i checked she deleted and it showed she put the reason as "doxxing" (lol) but it's been purged now so that's gone too
be sure to pickup the free pumpkin spice enemas
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