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bakemonos
January 31st, 2022, 11:39 am (local)
I will be accepting all Valenstans because after 12 years I'll finally be making my own. >:]

therearewords
January 31st, 2022, 11:48 am (local)
That's hot.

i have such an irrational hatred for therearewords. THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. she really is a bot.

Nathan Chen killed it. ONTD found dead in a ditch.

i don't remember

wait i think they were an old hollywood stan

What lmao? She’s always sucked

I made a general wrestling related one but I can submit a Jon moxley specific one if you want :)

+1 and apparently a shit boss too when she had that fudge company

i'd love that if you don't mind! i saw your wrestling one and it's my favorite!

Emma Watson is always obviously herself pretending to be another person, she never uses her whole being to inhabit a character she's playing, not even Hermione after 10 years. Her characters' physical quirks are Emma's physical quirks (dancing eyebrows, breathless lines, always posh as fuck). But people love her cause she's charming on screen...

beat yuzuru’s world record oop

I don’t think zendaya has ever tried to present herself as sexy.

Her particular brand of stardom exists to primarily appeal to teenager girls and young women, she is pretty (but unthreatening), thin and stylish which makes her very aspirational to this demographic.

I think any smart young actress knows to avoid advertising herself as a sexy/male fantasy type because it means your career will have such a short shelf life. Zendaya has privileges from being a child star that allows her to have a no nudity clause so she has never been pigeonholed in this role. Her success is not dependant on her sexuality

Women and gay men have far better taste in women than straight men. Straight guy attraction is lizard brain caveman awooga shit, girls and gays assess and analyse.

gay men, sure

women have a hard time separating out the aesthetics from their own unconscious urge to sabotage competition. i find they’re less likely to provide a reasonable assessment when the woman in question is an interactive part of her community.

it was almost perfect im giggling

lmao china

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/winter-olympics-2022-fans-disbelief-scenery-big-air-events-beijing-disused-steel-mill-032747939-042123447.html

Rooting for Nathan Chen so ONTD seethes, but I get the complaints about artistry being lacking for most male skaters after seeing Jason Brown skate. Like now I get what's missing.

I always reply that's hot on here lol now I don't want people to think I'm therearewords 😑

look up candyheart73 on tiktok

girl is a MESS

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

Wasn't it kind of ~known that Yuzuru would probably blow it? Or at least most likely not beat Nathan

No? He has two gold medals. If he didn't fuck up, he'd still be in the running.

Waiting for someone to come out of the woodwork and say they were SA'ed by River Phoenix.

gay men are overly critical towards women who aren’t their pop girl of choice. and they don’t know how women’s bodies work.

The tweets are stupid bc they don't even know what it is now.

Closed in 2008 in conjunction with Beijing hosting the summer Games as part of an effort to reduce air pollution, the mill has since been converted into a space hosting shops, a museum and commercial offices, with plans in place to convert one of the cooling towers into a wedding venue.

This is cool.

Women with small boobs should be a protected class 😪

That’s why Sydney’s popular. Mens ooga booga ata titty fixation