I am ready to write in my blood that Helicopterjuice and Wonho will never divorce. I served on them and those two are absolutely in love with each other, whilst they selfie each other’s butts with selfie sticks given by fans of ex Kpop idols who have pivoted to new careers as insta thots. They are the couple that will pass away in their eighties while bench pressing each other in the gym, while wonho makes helicopterjuce take photos of his thiccc thighs because the iPhone battery drained and is now out of juice. Wonho never pays helicopter anything for their PR work on ontd but helicopter is happy to do pro Bono work for their resume
My first call is to the prime minister of New Zealand, who said her goal was to make New Zealand the place where it’s the best place in the world for a child to grow up. And I will tell her, “Girlfriend, you are so on.” Because the United States of America is going to be the best place in the world for a child to grow up.
I am ready to write in my blood that Camila and Shawn menses will never divorce. I served on them once and those two are absolutely in love with each other in a beard for you forever some type of way. They are the couple that will pass away in their eighties within days of each other while shawn looks for the car keys in camilas Benz because he has no car of his own because he is Canadian and is therefore not paid equal as Americans like bieber who has naturalized American citizenship from marrying into American royalty like the Baldwins. Camila has no American royalty lineage like Hailey Baldwin but she is from Havana ooh na na which gives her telenovela street cred which is her Schtick for music videos
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