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fauxkaren

Today I competed in my very own Olympics. Washing my makeup brushes.

About 60 of them.

Congrats 2 me. I award myself the gold medal.

SIXTY?!

ariana sucking on that lollipop with pete was a weird moment

I had no idea the Idaho missing kids were found dead 😞 I first read about this case here

some of yal'l have never listened to colour the small one and it shows

https://i.redd.it/0qdjx6i7ske71.jpg

joe rogan was so hot 🥵🥵🥵

What’s a song you hate from a band/singer you love?

Cannot stand The Cure’s Love Cats.

why does every cover of lovesong have to have some weird tropical/reggae influences

e.g. 311, Adele

are any of these considered aave?

-girl
-gorl
-sis

if the "lmafo" nona died would anybody care?

conspiracy theory: lmao nona is the clown nona who in turns is the colorfilm grudge nona?

i randomly think about this boy meets world scene from time to time. cory tells topanga that after going on a date with lauren, he realized that topanga is the one for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_vlkids6MU

and topanga tells him: "cory i can't see you anymore. do you have any idea how many guys hit on me? i never needed to test my feelings for you"

lmaooooo, what?!

who is lmafo nona what did they do?

y'all think X nona is always Y nona

lmafo nona is cblue nona who is clown nona who's kiss nona who's biggot nona

if we were all nona, then who is nona

i want to appreciate lana's music more, but i just can't. it's like her songs feel like novelties whose appeal wears off after hearing just one, and they all begin to blend in with one another.

i really do love young & beautiful though. any recs for ur fave lana songs?

i've officially hit rock bottom

how much do you think lana's shitty 2012 snl performance ended up affecting her career?

ahkna: I had a wonderful day with my lovely wife

nonas: *scrambling for a sharp knife with tears in their eyes*

some of you should do more investigation for a therapist than investigating who's misspelling words here

downatthemeninmusicbusinessconference

lana's 2012 SNL performance didn't stop her from becoming successful, but i feel like she could have been even more successful with a knockout performance.

she was this indie darling bombshell who could've given this great sultry performance, and made people think, "who dat?" but instead she flopT

while I do hate the trolls that come here,

I also hate the people here who bitch about said trolls or "investigate" who could be the same troll or w/e. Like, get a life. This isn't ONTD where you can shame one specific person out just because your fat ass cant scroll or be bothered to strain your eyes at a different tab for 10 min.

you both are trash 🤷

to the Nonas before
HS shows are more popular than college because it sets up automatic parameters. college is a free for all in that u don't have a curfew, can drop out on ur own, not attend classes. so the storylines make more sense when u have those parameters

ahkna: I love my wife so much

nona: *crying as they eat their 10th donut while getting glaze on their phone screen*

lana is a republican singer, period. anyone who listens to her also probably celebrates the 4th of july like a deranged fuck

plot twist all nonas are the lmfao nona/clown nona/colorfilm grudge nona!