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The Brangelina divorce is boring and it’s been going on too long.

I say bring on the John Mulaney divorce. I can’t wait to see how insane that gets. I bet his ex hurls all kinds of accusations at him and they end up fighting over custody of a dog. Plus Olivia Munn will get publicly dragged as a heaux.

Parts of the Mediterranean have had some middle eastern invas— erm, “influences” too like southern Italy and parts of Spain especially southern or coastal

So there would be some ethnic variations in looks or facial features. Even in Italy the northern and southern parts have distinct “looks”

Hell even the pasta in the North vs. south is vastly different

If Clairo sang and released Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow, would it be a smash?

Or is it too upbeat for today's preferences?

by looking mixed. she doesn't look white like kathryn hahn or elizabeth moss

She’s Latina she got another 15 years of hotness

There's more Europe beyond the northwest

Good on you that u care about making her successful. If only her team would

I bet John and Olivia will have kids 🤰

as someone who finds him hideously ugly, what would you qualify as his peak tho? i think he's never not looked awful.

not an olivia stan but ppl keep bringing up those pics she sent chris pine and i just don't think they're ... interesting enough to warrant the constant mentions

although maybe i'm overestimating how often they're brought up because sadmagikarp won't stfu

shut UP

her w8 is perfect

They’re divorce will be epic too

He ain’t been cute since that princess diary 2

fasterpssycat
July 24th, 2021, 04:59 pm
Congrats to her! I hope she's found a good partner..
When I got married for the third time my friends cracked some jokes and I was like, bitch if I run up Elizabeth Taylor numbers that's my business.

ginainabottle
July 24th, 2021, 05:49 pm
I think it's weird how people still clutch their pearls at the idea of several marriages. Some folks like to be married & when it's no longer fun, they peace out, that's it. The whole ~marriage is supposed to be forever~ thing isn't really a big deal to everyone & I don't get why so many people still act like it is.
Personally speaking, I'm hoping for a divorced status somewhere in my future, I love the sound of it.

fasterpssycat
July 24th, 2021, 07:47 pm
Right? I'm sorry I don't stay in bad situations with people because we're legally associated but I'm not actually sorry. My first divorce happened when I was young, but my second divorce in my 30s from someone I'd been with for a decade started a deluge of my friends leaving Ain't Shit Narcissists and partners who suddenly started on Trump nonsense.
Live your best life! I read somewhere maybe 10 years ago that people these days have Starter Marriages where they have kids and figure out what they really want/need in a partner and then find a better fit. FREEDOM!

ginainabottle
July 24th, 2021, 08:10 pm
Reminds me of a tweet that
said whenever they see an old couple who's been together for ages their first thought was "wow, you must've put up with a LOT, sis". Which is usually true, since most long marriages involve the women accepting a lot of bullshit bc we're taught from a very early age that we should make sacrifices and ~endure bc marriage is sacred.

fasterpssycat
July 24th, 2021, 08:44 pm
I've worked retail for a long time and I always see older men throwing tantrums when their wives stop to look at stuff in a place that doesn't cater to their interests. You are an entirely grown man, sir. Get. It. Together. They really marry women and expect them to solely tend to them.

are any of the spice girls books a good read?

It’s hilarious that Pine leaked them and no one cares. I don’t care for Munn but that was kind of mean. She never calls him out on it either. She’s only obsessed with Aaron Rodgers and trying to out him as gay.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

Turn me on is a distinctly 2000s song 🤠 and normanis vocals wouldn’t do it justice.

i've only read victoria's first book and geri's first two.

i enjoyed them all but geri is a huge victim and a liar so take what she says with a grain of salt if you read them lol. love ha tho!

So, here's a story from A to Z
You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
You got G like MC who likes it on a
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
And as for me, ha you'll see

Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

All my people right here right now
Dya know wot I mean
Yeah yeah

It’s crazy how she’s not spent a birthday alone. Always with a new husband, fiancé or boyfriend.

omg @ this hollywood post where this former exec says streaming services don't care about quality movies and that they are "some weird algorithmic process that has created things that last 100 minutes or so."

ONTD is saying he's old and out of touch but he's absolutely right. can't expect taste tho from a place that stans marvel

https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/121269634.html

Yeah and that doing fine lyric change is bollocks