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if you were given the chance to fuck your celeb crush, but you had to roleplay as mark & caitlin would you do it?

yes adam would make a hot lawyer

Hi Adam carolla nona

Probably. I feel that Tom Hiddleston has the same aura as Mark anyway.

just replace "coffee breath" with "tea breath"

Well Tom gives enthusiastic professor vibes

Mmm true 🥵

i absolutely wish to call alexander skarsgard daddy every day of my life

Abso-fucking-lutely I would if it still meant I got to fuck Thomas Doherty yup

Fuck yes. I enthusiastically welcome Karl’s balls to slap my taint.

Yeah I'm down to have my celeb crush slapping his balls against my taint in the back of a minivan